30 August 2012
This message, in part, is sponsored by Bitches & Hoes Anonymous. For those that are interested, Bitches & Hoes Anonymous meet up every night at the club, you can identify them as they would be holding a bottle of Bud. They are into sex not making love, go give them a hug.
Being a Gangsta Rapper is the hardest job in the world. Infact it is not a job, it is a way of life. On his journey the Gangsta Rapper has to make so many sacrifices. It is hard to beleive the anguish and suffering they go through to bring you some straight up gangster shit.
1) A Gangsta is always from the hood or the ghetto. The ones that have stage schools. Expensive stage schools. They learn how to act in musicals so that later on in life they can pretend it never happened.
2) A gangsta subjects himself to many a tattoo. Tattoos that have absolutely no relevance to their life up to that moment in time and make no sense at all. For example, a crying clown.
3) A gangsta can never be seen having tea and crumpets.
4) A gangsta must branch into other endeavours and fail miserably. He must launch a perfume range for some reason.
5) At a certain point in a gangsta rappers career he must stop making his own music and then only appear in the music videos of other, younger, gangsta rappers.
So as you can see, being a gangsta rapper is hard. Do not try this at home
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