29 November 2012
Have you taken a loan from a bank?. Did you pay payment protection insurance that you did not want or need or agree to, did you not bother to read the contract you moron?. Did you have a trip or fall while you were in the bank while asking for loan and not any PPI and not bothering to read the contract?.
If so you may be entitled to compensation. Every day, banks pay out MILLIONS for PPI and accidentally on purpose trips and falls.
Because banks are giving money away for nothing we think you should be entitled to some of it too. Because you are too lazy to do it yourself, we can make a claim on your behalf and its quick and easy and completely no win, no fee.
Of course if you loose we have got all of your personal details and will sell them on to other companies who will badger you until the end of eternity with cold calls by telephone and occasionally teenagers selling electricity will visit your home to bother you into buying their electricity and gas, which will cost you more than what you are paying now.
So call us now and our specially trained advisors will agree with everything you tell them. Free money you idiot!. Call now.
Cycle, Rinse, Repeat • Opuss № I