27 August 2012
My fruit bowl could safely and efficiently accommodate several pieces of fruitage. It could partake in this task with ease and could accept several bananas in various stages of position if so required. Then one day I discovered that this miracle of a fruit bowl could also handle with pleasure other stuff including, but not limited to, car keys and AAA batteries. It no longer is the main source of fruit storage in my household. In fact I can not find anything else to store my bananas in after the weekly shop. It is quite unfortunate that I therefore as a result can no longer reap the benefits of the potassium rich banana.
So the moral of the story is, don't put your car keys in your fruit bowl because you will unfortunately have to give up bananas.
Daylight Come And Me Wan' Go Home • Opuss № I