20 November 2012
During my trek through Amazonian lands I happened upon a fairly suspicious Plant. His name was Robert, I came to learn.
"Robert what are you doing out here in this inhospitable land?" I asked.
"We have some new music out next week, I am out here promoting it, you strange short man who is wearing khakis" he replied.
"But Robert" I remarked "the only people who live here do not own CD or MP3 players. You are flogging a dead horse."
Robert scratched his grey long hair before pulling out a bit of paper from his jeans pocket.
"But it says here in this article that all the kids buy their music at Amazon" he retorted sincerely.
"But Robert, sir, many say you can be found in a Led Zeppelin but there are not many of those about".
(-) (-) <---- crude depiction of boobs?
Dazed And Confused • Opuss № I