29 July 2012
My plan to take over the world was completed today.
I have defeated the goody two shoes Colossal Bankroll and his goofy idiotic sidekick Momentous Moocher.
It was simple really. I lured them into a trap. A financial trap.
Using one of my many aliases 'Avaricious Usurer' I offered them a return on their investment of one gazillion majillion quadrillion maxamillion per cent after one month. Obviously they could see the potential, it was so much money that no one had ever heard of it.
They fell into the trap and I took their money. After the month had passed, they of course had not received their promised returns.
The pay off for me today came when I sent them an email "You have just been had by me, yours sincerely, False Economy"
Diary Of A Villain • Opuss № I