21 August 2012
As well as being physically attractive and extremely good at acting, Katherine Heigl is also the Patron Saint of the Mormons.
Scientology was invented by Old Mother Hubbard
God hates vegetarians... For example: Cain visited Him one day with an offering of fruit and vegetables. Cain's brother Abel however visited the same time but with dead bits of animal. "The LORD looked with favor on Abel and his offering, but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor." Genesis 4:3-5
It is OK to describe what God looks like, but for His sake, do NOT draw a picture of Him. The reason being : you are shit at drawing.
If there was a fight between all of the Gods, there is a good chance that Thor could win but only if Apollo doesn't cheat and snipe him from miles away with His sick archery skills.
When Jesus went into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights he couldn't remember exactly what he had done so invented the story about Satan tempting Him with food. It was the roofies.
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