I used to work in a fish shop.
I killed a man with the salt shaker and a fried cod last month.
I was lucky though, I was only charged with assault and battery.
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I could have stitched you up like a kipper. Then again this might be a red herring. I am having a whale of a time nonetheless. (I am aware a whale is a mammal, gag would not have worked with a tuna, I tried)
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