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Good Cod Almighty

I used to work in a fish shop.
I killed a man with the salt shaker and a fried cod last month.
I was lucky though, I was only charged with assault and battery.

blindsilence

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Flash fiction and random blogs, which may use language not suitable for young people. You have been warned.

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Was it the "Codfather" in Stoke?🐟

It was Chips Ahoy, it was a classy plaice. Cod have been anywhere.

Cod bless his sole!! 😂😂😂😂

😂

Oh dear... you appear to have floundered...😂🐟

I could have stitched you up like a kipper. Then again this might be a red herring. I am having a whale of a time nonetheless. (I am aware a whale is a mammal, gag would not have worked with a tuna, I tried)

😂😂😂👏

😂lol

Real good 😄😄😄

What a load of Pollocks! 🐟🐟🐟

@noogie777 I think you meant 'reel'.

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