22 August 2012
Bob Geldof stumbled around town looking like a boomtown rat without a clue. He resembled an arctic fox that had lost in a fight with a blue whale. Deep in thought, watching passers by pass him by. He got a bit tired by all of this commotion around him and so decided to stop one of these random people. He grabbed one by the shoe lace and said in his crazy Irish accent
"Where is the go kart?"
The passer by was stunned. She considered for a second before answering "I think it is over there" pointing to an establishment which signage specifically stated that there was an indoor go kart track inside of it.
"Thankyou" said Geldof as he walked in the general direction of the building where he had previously been told to go by the woman whose shoe laces he had grabbed.
And that my freinds is the tale of how Bob Geldof found a go kart track.
(All characters wihin this story are fictional and do not intend to replicate real life people. Any likeness is a coincidence, by coincidence mind you. Also if you have been affected by any issues raised in this story please visit www.irishkarting.com or www.discoverireland.ie one website is about go karting in Ireland and the other is about Ireland)
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