28 August 2012
Kids, it's a tough world out there... or here so I have prepared some facts to help guide you along the journey that is called life.
Fact1: If you eat cornflakes after midnight you will die. Fact2: Americans invented Iraq. Fact3: God is real because I was told He is. Fact6: Lead Zeppelins are possible. Fact5: If it wasn't for potatoes, the movie Toy Story would be different. Fact6: Penis Fact6: People are immature. Fact6: Heaven exists because loads of people have been there. Fact6: If you are psychic you must have a spirit guide. The spirit guide must be at least 400 years old but yet can speak perfect modern English. You also must be a conman.
Remember these and thou shalt do well.
LIES GREED MISERY (2:26) • Opuss № I