Limerick, Munster

@Nom

Brew

Everyone loves a good brew But make sure the teabag can stew Add milk; just a splash And stir in a flash And we'll natter, with tea, me and you. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..

@misslittleDHP

Eyes Tea

Tea bags upon the eyes Can hide a thousand cries Can get rid of the bags Dark shadows so bad Kiss your woes goodbye #household.

@Burrfoot

Sink

#household There was a young wife at a sink While her fat husband ordered more drink She kept lacing them with lead Until he was dead No more putting up with his stink..

@Burrfoot

Curtain

There was a young boy always hurtin' He just was terrible at flirtin' No good with a line Rejected time after time His fav was 'Can I eat your beef curtain' #household.

@missymoo33

#household In a fish tank bar in Hull The ladies were out on the pull The Codfather fancied his chances The ladies denied his advances as they found him so terribly dull..

@Georgiastar

Saturday Morning Tea

#household Every Saturday morning, After I've been snoring, I make tea, Just for me, Though I'm tired and yawning!.

@Nom

Fruity Fart

I'm now gonna teach you the art Of doing a delicious fart Just eat something fruity And when you go 'pooty' Sweet flavours up your nose will dart. All rights reserved. Nom 27th August 2012....

@misslittleDHP

Tea For Two

A little tea for two Alone just me and you We'd have sandwiches and cake Happy memories we would make I'd happily share my tea bag with you #household.