26 August 2012
I know it is customary tat when you reach your 100th Opuss. A user has to thank everyone for their support and blah blah, blah but I'd thought I would do something different. This is not my 100th post by the way. I deleted turd loads of stuff but it does say 100 on my post count so this will have to do.
I would like to discuss with you a very important topic. A topic that many like to ignore, hide under the rug and so on. The validity of elephants. In my 26 years on this planet I have come to the slow realisation that elephants are not real. I have not found one shred of evidence to support that they do. Firstly I have not witnessed an elephant in the flesh, in real life. There are none living in the wild where I live. Secondly I have never happened upon the remains of a dead elephant in my travels nor have I ever been presented with fosilised elephant remains. Thirdly, I have only seen elephants allegedly living and eating and so on through the invention of television. We all know television is a lie. Today's technology is amazing so I suspect that every elephant on TV is trickery through the medium of CGI. Fourthly, Dumbo. It is theoretically implausable for an animal of its girth to fly. Therefore elephants are a work of fiction. Fifthly, If there were such an animal living on land having the intelligence they are portrayed to have combined with their size they would be lord and masters of the earth. They would be unstoppable. So, I rest my case. I have proved that elephants are not real. Of course I am open to discussion on the subject.
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