6 September 2012
I lost my Mars bar on an uneventful day in mid-July. I was hungry and this was a great loss for my stomach. As I wandered from street to street in search for an off-licence I wondered how many people could have lost one of these chocolate treats in the past. How many of them had been lost to civilisation and therefore devoid from purpose. In this moment I resolved that my Mars bar should not suffer the same fate. I turned around and ran for the last place I remember having it. My living room sofa.
Upon arrival back home I could not find the lost Mars bar. I give up looking after about three minuets. I was still hungry so I made myself a sandwich. It was ham and cheese. I made a discovery at this time of earth shattering ramifications. I noticed that if I turned over the sandwich it became a cheese and ham sandwich. Therefore becoming two sandwiches in one.
My Greatest Loss Became My Greatest Discovery. • Opuss № I