15 February 2013
A bit of today's and yesterday's news mixed with yesterday's news. Wonder if anyone is annoyed yet?.
bbc.co.uk reports "Chernobyl hit by roof collapse".
- It's hardly a priority is it.
bbc.co.uk reports "Lady Gaga halts tour due to injury"
- It's a cover up. She is not really injured. Her team have informed her that the famous meat dress she wears is in fact 97% cow meat and have advised her to lay low for a while.
cnn.com asks "Can playing games keep you safe abroad?"
- Like hide and seek?. Those people who go missing in Mexico City, just hiding... indefinitely to stay safe.
guardian.co.uk reports " Pope Benedict XVI on resignation: 'I have examined my conscience' "
- Better late than never.
newschannel5.com asks "How Safe Is Your Child's School Cafeteria?"
- Do they mean the place full of cutting instruments and burning hot appliances and spilled beverages?. If yes it is slightly safer than the Religious Studies classroom.
odt.co.nz reports "'Blade runner' mistakenly shoots girlfriend"
- It's an easy mistake to make, replicants are very convincing. It's a tragedy really, ironic even.
bbc.co.uk reports "Lab rats 'acquire sixth sense'"
-Took their time. It's been out 15 years.
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