12 February 2013
One upon a time in the land of Bob lived a man named Gary who had a massive dog.
His dogs name was Paul, named for the Pope. Paul cost nothing, he was found tied by rope.
The rope was long and bound to a tree. Its bark was stained yellow by the dogs smelly wee.
Gary loved the tree and thought its bark should be brown, so he rescued the dog and then had it put down.
Pious Platitude • Opuss № I