22 December 2012
In honour of the world not ending today I thought I would make my own predictions for the year ahead. They are guaranteed to be 100% accurate.
•Earthquake - an earthquake will happen. • It will snow • QPR will not win the Premier League. • A famous person associated with sport will be knighted. • A famous person associated with the entertainment industry will be knighted. • Another HD and 3D channel will be launched. • Mick Jagger •Asda will sell some baked beans to a man called Norman from Stoke •More washing machines will live longer with Calgon •August 5th will take place on August 5th. •Davina McCall will release a fitness DVD at some point, probably December. It will not be released on Blu-Ray •A psychic will make a prediction that will come true. The world will be perplexed until a scientist states that Midge Ure always winds up on some kind of charity record. •Orlando Bloom will be in a movie that at some point has him holding a bow and arrow. •A comet will be seen in October/November 2013. It will be visible to the naked eye during the day and at night, after sunset, you will be able to see its trail lighting the sky as if it were a searchlight.
Lots of other stuff will happen but I don't want to spoil it for you.
(Please note, I am not psychic nor am I a messenger from God. All of this is for entertainment purposes, however if they turn out to be correct you may, at your own discretion, worship me as a prophet).
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