15 September 2012
Igloo Man was outside of his comfort zone which was outside of his igloo. He was suffering from hypothermia and needed to have a piss desperately. Igloo Man and his hands had suffered from the blight known as frost bite so he was not in a position to unzip his trousers. He was face down in the snow.
Turnip boy was unfortunately in Yugoslavia selling turnips to the peasants of Belgrade, so was in no way able to come to the rescue of Igloo Man. Turnip Boy had a good days trading in Belgrade having sold at least one turnip to old woman Shezmachzeck, who history tells was actually allergic to turnips. What she done with these turnips is unknown to the annals of time.
Igloo Man was found three days later and as a result of the frost bite his hands were amputated. He never spoke to Turnip Boy again. His tongue was also amputated.
Hence forth the crime fighting duo of Igloo Man and Turnip Boy ceased to exist.
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