4 September 2012
I went to the mall yesterday to do some bargain hunting. The security team to say the least were not pleased when I entered TK Max with my rifle.
Needless to say I was apprehended by security who proceeded to take me into an office where they questioned me on my motives. I told them I did not have any but if the store had some on special offer I would consider purchasing two dozen, although I was not certain how they were packaged. Did they come in packs of two or packs of six.
The security guard was not best pleased with my response for some reason and they insisted that I expalin my self.
I told them "Well, my parents were married in 1981 and I was a product of their relationship approximately five years later. When I was born I was a baby. I grew up and then I was a toddler and I did quite a lot of toddling although I can not remember this. I grew up again and I became a child, I learned to speak and read and spell really badly and then later on I became a teenager. During this time I was a teen for an age and then at some point, about 20 years after I was born I was not a teenager any more. At various stages of the illusion that is called time I got employed and then unemployed. This leads me upto today, roughly, I came to this place and you brung me in this office".
Around about this time, when I had answered all of his questions he told me that this whole thing had been a misunderstanding. He apologised and shook me by my hand and sent me on my way. By this time all of the bargains had been hunted so I went home empty handed.
TK Max And Temple of Doom • Opuss № I