1 August 2012
Hello, and welcome to the Opusszette. In this special edition, we will be answering the question that is on everyones mind: what IS Opuss? Well, for the many admiring fans and happy readers, we will be answering this question.
Opuss is a giant city hidden over the hills in England. It is so exclusive, only extremely posh people can get in such as the queen, so I'm undercover. Inside, through the golden gates of wisdom, your eyes will be amazed of the beauty that catches the eye, the sun shining, for it's never night. The buildings are full of the years greatest work for authors, the greatest authors of the week, day, and month, hidden in cases under FBI security. Of course, at exactly 4:00 PM when the sun is still abroad, the people come to town square, and read their new Opusses. People are allowed to like it with a heart stamp, or write comments on the last page. Whoever gets the most likes and comments that day gets a special banana. Of course, you must WEAR goggles well eating the banana, because the banana grants one wish at the stroke of midnight. If you take it any other time than midnight, let's just say a super wedgie will be involved.
Oh, but you thought the place was all fun? No! A villian by the name of Super Nerd prowls the streets, feeding on writers block and discontinued stories and poems. But don't worry, you can make him go away by feeding him a hot dog! You can spot him wearing a monocle, a black suit to hide in the shadows, and boots. His ultra fearnesses are rollercoasters because of a bad childhood accident and clowns.
But you, the readers, don't have to worry about that! There's plenty to do here at Opuss! Like, for example, eating a famous magpie by yours truly Sweeny Todd, the famous baker and barber! Mmmm.. Don't you just LOVE his magpie and other treats? (;
Thank you for reading about this divine town. And if you didn't like it.. Well, we have Gangster pigeons that have watched 24 hours of Chuck Norris.
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