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And one day we will die, And our ashes will fly From the aeroplane over the sea But for now we are young, Let us sit in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see, Love to be in the arms of a…
Beautiful girl, saddened face, Bullied for her weight Called ugly, called fat by the "popular" girls No where to go to, only tears Her grades fall lower and lower, No one knows she cries at night, yearning for a friend, as her Facebook f…
Moment when you post a comment to your friend on Instagram and they ignore it ..
I really miss old disney channel. I miss the shows Phil of the future, brandy and mr whiskers, that's so raven, Lizzie McGuire, Dave the barbarian, recess, sister sister, the proud family, etc.
Don't mind them Don't mind the guys that rate you, Don't mind the girls that gossip behind you, You're not their 1-10, You're not the worthless fool they say, You're beautiful the way you are Don't need no number to tell you otherwise You…
Anyone else see Nicole Westbook - Thanksgiving music video? Why is she singing into a turkey leg?
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?
Every time you exhale, a bit of your soul escapes. Luckily, you almost always inhale it back before anyone else gets it. Ever fog up a mirror with your breath? Don't do that.
Have you ever see one of those videos where you are asked to look for, or follow a specific thing throughout the video? Then, at the end, they reveal what you were watching, something large and intrusive moved around in plain sight and you …
You know those nights when you can't sleep? The ones where you think of every scary thing possible? The ones where you try to sleep by going under the covers thinking you're safe. You're not, that's when you're most vulnerable.
Life asked death, Death, Why do people love me, but hate you? Death responded, Because you're a beautiful lie And I am a painful truth
"You're welcome, my treacherous darling. I will always be there for you."
Introducing the new board game Words with Friends from the hit app! .. Wait isn't that just Scrabble?
There is a Peter Pan 2 and Little Mermaid 2 and 3 (though 2 and 3 are lesser known)
Awkward moment when you realize Ariel is naked in one scene of the Little Mermaid
Friends are like balloons. If you stab them they die.
Amanda Bieber was suspended from Twitter!!! :D
What century/time period was Peter Pan by Disney set in?
Kids: ...... Teenagers: Thanks Adults: Thank you Old people: WHY THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY D…
I just realized Halloween breaks the rule for not getting candy from strangers, it's probably pedo bears favorite holiday, and someone could easily poison you.
Last Halloween, I was waiting at my front door, giving out Halloween candy to Trick-Or-Treaters all evening. Some children came alone, some were with adults. When they held out their bags, I happily dropped the sweets and treats inside. As …
This is a shipping. If you can tell which one, awesome --------------------- Falling, falling, falling Into the empty pit of love Holding hands, yet never to be seen again
I got Just Dance 4 and I noticed in the background at one point the Titanic is sinking in Never Gonna Give You Up xD
Dear impossible, I just made a campfire underwater. Screw you Love Spongebob
Part of me wants to go to another school. Start over Be someone else It's hard being something different when you've know everyone since preschool.
....Mini iPad? Seriously?
Does your friend/ family have a password on their phone? 1-Clean the phone screen with your thumb or sleeve 2-Tell your friend to enter their password and press hard 3-Their finger prints should be right on the phone, allowing u to tel…
I always end up shipping ships that are probably never going to happen :-/
Bill Nye the science guy made my childhood :D
It's amazing how some people on Fan Fiction end up having their stories published :)
It's like Seeing everything In HD
Why do some people believe 9/11 or the holocaust never happened? D:
Ironic how you probably won't see 95% of the people in your class ever again. Yet-at least for me- you've been with them for like all your life
That awkward moment when Justin Bieber barfs on stage and you know 4000 girls would eat that barf
Awkward moment when your substitute teachers name is Mrs. Hoe
Oh, you're trying to sleep? Here's some Meme ideas Talking about something serious in class? Let's remember the funniest joke you ever heard Home alone? I think I just heard a noise... At a funeral? Let's remember a funny joke you hear…
1-Think of a country beginning with D 2-Take the second letter of that country and think of an animal 3-think of the color of that animal You thought of a grey elephant from Denmark.
What are you being for Halloween?
There was a 19 year old Korean girl named Haruko who was attending a university in a large city. One night, she had to stay late in the library to finish a project and it was almost dark when she returned home. Haruko lived on the 14th flo…
What happened to Silly Bandz? One minute everyones wearing them and the next no one
So if Romeo's age isn't specified... How old is Romeo?
This just scared the crap out of me: If you look to your left on Tower of Terror, there's a ventriloquist dummy sitting there
Next time you go, take a penny. When you drop the penny will fly up-don't move your hand. When you go back up the penny will come back in your hand.
Justin bieber is not a women... She's a lady
People think Micheal Jackson copied from Justin Bieber? That's the stupidest think I've ever heard.
Pretty sure I found the strangest videos on YouTube: Gangman Style Epic Rap Battles Of History: Chuck Norris vrs Abraham Lincoln
Harry Potter: the boy who lived Katniss: the girl on fire Bella Swan: the girl who did absolutely nothing throughout the whole series
How fucked up would it be if the last sentence of the last Harry Potter book was "and then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase"
I'm not liking my new Spanish teacher.. For instance she went to the other side of the room and started gossiping about me and my two friends at my table. Then at the end when I tried asking my friend what she said she told me the teacher t…
I don't ever want to hear a guy ask why girls always go to the bathroom in big groups. Hermione Granger went to the bathroom by herself, and was attacked by a troll.
You aren't sitting on a chair, you're floating
All The children let into Wonka's factory represent 7 deadly sins -Sudden Clairity Clarence
I should Be studying For A Spanish quiz But I Simply don't Feel like It
For some reason my Kik crashed and I had to make a new account. What's your Kik again?
Dress codes are dumb. Your shoulders can't show?? What boy is going to look at a girl and be like, "woooww she got a fine shoulder there" -Ted bear from the movie Ted ( His Twitter)
A few years ago, I'd traveled to South Korea to teach English. I was living in an apartment which I shared with two Korean girls named Mi Sun and Hwa Young. One night, we went to the night club. The two girls and I had some drinks and dance…
When I'm mad at my mom, I don't scream I hate you or slam the door. I just go and flick on and off the light switch. That's right, raise that bitches electricity bill -famoussayings
Hai guys ;D So lately I've gotten pretty lazy xD And school started :/ But tomorrow I will post more because labor day weekend Yayyy @ClaireTilly but especially a horror story to you since I told you I would but then school started >:/ Ya…
1-If you search 241543903 in google images, you'll see a lots of pictures of people putting their heads in refrigerators 2-Elvis Presley got a C in his 8th grade music class 3-The most used line in movies is "let's get out of here." 4-I…
The Mayan calendar didn't account for leap years, so really the world was supposed to end about 7 months ago.
After 100 years from now, Facebook will have over 916 million accounts of dead people.
Looks terrible during day Looks amazing and perfect as soon as your about to go asleep.
I just watched a film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the killer 1000's miles with the help of a me…
-This is a Creepypasta story It's 2:00 AM Peacefully, yet lightly, your sound asleep in your bed. It's the kind of dream that is so good, you can't tell if you're awake or dreaming. Right when it gets to the good part... Someone whisper…
One night, a father and daughter were driving down a deserted road. They were returning home after spending the whole day visiting the girl's mother at the hospital. Listening to the sound of rain drumming on the car roof, the girl began to…
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt down city then moonwalks back into the ocean. If you watch Titanic backwards it's about a magical ship coming out of the ocean saving people. If you …
Wanna hear the worlds shortest joke? Two women were sitting quietly.
Face it, Spongebob is a tampon. He's adsorbent and lives in bikini bottom. ;D
If women ruled the world There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries Not talking to each other.
We should be grateful spiders can't fly.
So.. I decided to search the definition of Justin Bieber hater and this is what came up: 1: a person who has no life. Probably lives with their mother/ grandma and hates on a kid living their dream. They find stupid reasons to hate on Justi…
There is no letter "A" in the spelling of the numbers 1-100
Enormous guy with homeless beard enters your house and tells you you're a wizard. Then you follow him. SEEMS LEGIT
Me: I want to see The Ring! Mom: You can't. It's too scary and you'll have nightmares for weeks! So no. Me: Eh, I'll just watch it for free on YouTube! :D The truth of this generation!
To play the hosting game, you will need 3 matches, a clock, a pen or pencil and a sheet of paper. You also need to be alone in the house. -Do not play this game. Something very bad could happen- -Select a room that is small, empty with no …
Search zerg rush into the Google search bar. Then watch the screen :3
Tomino Hell is a Japanese legend that if you read it aloud they say you will become cursed. I have no idea if the English version is safe or not to read: The older sister vomits blood, the younger sister spits fire. Cute little Tomino spit…
There is a story about a young boy who was leaving school one evening when he heard a noise behind him. Looking back, he saw a beautiful girl sitting at a window. The girl had her arms propped up on the window sill and was staring at him. H…
13+ for language There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through a shop on her own, she spotted a really beautiful doll. It would make a perfect addit…
A long time ago, there was a man who went hunting in the woods. As night fell, he found himself in an unfamiliar part of the forest. He walked and walked, but he couldn't find his way home. Wandering aimlessly in the dark, he eventually cam…
One cold evening in December, a girl invited a group of friends over to her apartment for a party. There were 5 boys and 6 girls. They put on some good music, cleared a space in the living room and began dancing. They were all having a rea…
My neighbors think I am a nosey old women, but today I witnessed a murder. I was looking out my window when I saw something through the window of my apartment building opposite mine. A man was in the middle of murdering a women. The strange…
Hello, and welcome to the Opusszette. In this special edition, we will be answering the question that is on everyones mind: what IS Opuss? Well, for the many admiring fans and happy readers, we will be answering this question. Opuss is a g…
Go on one of those teen gossip magazine websites. Find a thing about Justin Bieber. Post a comment making fun of Justin Bieber. Wait for the Beliebers to show up
You: I hate my life Friend: Why? You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better Friend: Don't say that! You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd just cut my already terrible salary. My…
A girl was sitting on the subway late one night, when she noticed that the women sitting across from her was staring intently at her. The women was sitting between two old men. The girl kept looking away, but the women wouldn't break eye co…
A little girl opened the door to her parents bedroom in the middle of the night. "Daddy, I had a bad dream" she said. Her father blinked his eyes and sat up in bed, leaning on his elbows. The digital alarm clock glowed red in the darknes…
Fact: Psychology claims that when you can't sleep, you are actually awake in someones dreams.
Fact: Did you know our brain makes us see ourself 5x more beautiful than we really are?
Feel free to share Justin Bieber jokes here :3 -I called Justin Bieber gay and he hit me with his purse -Yo usher! Are you coming out tonight? Usher: Nah, I'm babysitting Justin Bieber -Justin's mom often tells his friends stories from w…
Snuff films: a movie of real murders with no special effects. Meaning you see real blood, guts, and stuff.
After the Villisca Axe Murder, which took place in 1912 two months after the Titanic sank (what a sucky year), the killer killed everyone and then MADE A SANDWICH. A sandwich...
We all hate a thing most people our age love. Such as, I hate: -One Direction -Justin Bieber -Twilight -Big Time Rush Etc etc etc...
How to survive a horror movie: -Don't walk around saying "hello?" like the killer is going to reply "yah I'm in the kitchen want a sandwich? -If someone says, "oh yah thats where mr Hankins was murdered" its time to move houses -If your fri…
You have a headache but you don't want to get off your phone/computer...
-Mysophilia is the practice of ingesting the body fluids of dead corpses, particularly urine -There was a real exorcism of Anneliese Michel. Search it on google or YouTube, it's creepy -Sleep Paralysis is a real symptom where u wake up and …
-The youngest mother was a 5 year old girl who had a rare disease where she was born with a womens body -If you wake up 2-3 AM for no reason there is a 84% chance someone is staring at u -There is a phobia that somewhere, someplace a duck …