12 April 2012
I will tell my story, but going by the reactions on here to some fairly normal activities, I am prepared to called all kinds of a liar.. I will tone it down so it seems more normal.
I was sharing a flat with my then girlfriend and one of her friends when we had the whole place to ourselves. We decided it was time for some noisy lovemaking. She wanted to be tied up but we didn’t have any handcuffs or rope or anything, so I drunkenly pulled the phone cable off the wall and proceeded to tie her to the bedpost. After a bit of foreplay I stood up beside the bed and decided to jump on her to scare her. Unfortunately there was a pint glass beside the bed and I ended up putting my arm right through it.
It was a bad cut.. A very bad cut. My arm was literally spraying blood all over the place. I rolled over onto my girlfriend and tried to untie her but I couldn’t get it done, and I was becoming extremely dizzy. She suggested I call an ambulace, so I stumbled down the stairs to the phone and tried to call, but - no phone cable. I passed out at the bottom of the stairs.
I’m not sure when, but my g/f’s friend and her boyfriend arrived home to what could only be considered a bloodbath. I was passed out naked in a pool of blood with a condom still attached at the bottom of the stairs. My girlfriend was screaming from the room, tied up and covered in blood.
we were caught in the act alright, but nobody made any funny comments. I don’t see her anymore, we broke up soon afterwards..
Caught In The Act • Opuss № I