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Poem #3: Philip

One day I met a guy
And I don't quite remember how,
But he added me on facebook
And we're rather good pals now.

He's a super-Jew, as he says
He writes funny lyrics too
Parodies of well-known songs
Remodeled by a Jew.

He always likes to poke at me
Since I'm a fangirl nerd,
But he always plays along quite well
Such joking you never heard.

He sees me as real obsessive
About the use of grammar
But really people, learn 'you're' and 'your'
You should know them like your manners.

If I make a little typo
I trust him to chew me out
He likes to point a finger at me
Since I claim to have it all figured out.

He doesn't trust me with weapons,
He worries for the human race
He'll never let me have a sword,
Or lightsaber; such a disgrace.

Who could I be talking about?
One person these attributes fills
He's got straight A's in college
Philip of the Super-Jew skillz.

(Philip calls himself a "super Jew" ad writes great parodies of songs, making them about Jews and including typical stereotypes x'D)

burrahobbit

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The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places. But still there is much that is fair. ~Tolkien

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