27 August 2012
I would like to discuss with you, readers, the question of whether aliens exist or not. Please join the debate in the comments section!
My opinion is: of course aliens exist. I have listed here 5 points that prove me right!
1. Brainwashing. All the time, you hear about friends of friends who banged their heads and lost their memories. Clearly, they have been mind-wiped. If forgetting about your life was as simple as a knock to the head, I wouldn't have to rely on drinking.
2. The media. Nowadays, there are so many public scandals for people to read about that if a newspaper column announced that aliens exist, people would pay no attention to the story, but instead look for the latest in bank crashes, court cases etc. By checking newspaper archives, I have discovered over three hundred articles about the existence of aliens in the past five years alone!
3. Shooting stars. Why would an ordinary space rock burn up so brightly that people could see it several miles below? Obviously, they are spaceships, activating their landing jets.
4. Flying saucers A spaceship just landed in my backyard (11:30 English time, 27.8.2012). It is small, round, green and has "Friz-B" written on the top. The only thing I cannot explain is why it has "Made in China" written on one side.
5. Me. I am an alien.
Aliens • Opuss № I