Laughter is the best remedy :)
My fiancée is complain, is this how's it gonna be. The game already started and we are down by three. Her yapping hasn't stopped and my team's field goal just got blocked.
Two friends run into each other on the street. One of them is holding his elder mom by his hand: - how you been Sam. - hanging in there, here with mom who lost her vision and hearing.
A pessimist toilet always looks up and says- "same shit different shape"..
I was asked why Mexicans loved lowriders so much.
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him " what's with the long face?"..
A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran wrap. Doctor takes one look a him and tells him- " I can clearly see you're nuts)..