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My fiancée is complain, is this how's it gonna be? The game already started and we are down by three. Her yapping hasn't stopped and my team's field goal just got blocked. Halftime has arrived, to the market I depart, I guess I'll buy some …
Two friends run into each other on the street. One of them is holding his elder mom by his hand: - how you been Sam? - hanging in there, here with mom who lost her vision and hearing. - sorry to hear that, you taking her to the doctor? - oh…
A pessimist toilet always looks up and says- "same shit different shape".
I was asked why Mexicans loved lowriders so much. Being from a completely different nationality I found this a little insulting, so I told him it was because we liked picking tomatoes and cruising at the same time.
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him " what's with the long face?".
A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran wrap. Doctor takes one look a him and tells him- " I can clearly see you're nuts).