14 November 2012
Wanted:
A job that allows me to flow with creativity and fun ideas. Doesn't restrict me from enjoying life or being myself, but encourages me to be my chatty, bubbly and wickedly delightful self.
For sale: The self esteem of someone who is tired of hitting their head on the brick wall in frustration and would like nothing better than to go all CALL OF DUTY on senior management. Will throw in liver that has become accustomed to wine at lunch (not everyday wear and tear) to ease stress and smile that's borderline serial killer-ish due to pretending its "fine".
Will happily swap for a coma.
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