7 September 2012

"I got you toblerone" "Oh yeah? I have no idea how you're meant to eat it - do i shove it in my mouth or nimble it daintily?" "I refuse to make a sexual reference here :p I'll give it to you next week" "Next week...so you're coming to the airport" "If you want me to" "But do you want to?" "I asked you first technically" "Now you're just being pedantic" "Bitch. I'll come if it's worth the journey" "I'll give you cuddles - vertical cuddles" "I want more than cuddles" "We'll be in an airport remember? Can't do horizontal cuddles! :D" "Perv! I meant that I want more than one cuddle" "I'll give you two - hello and goodbye" "You're a dick" "Yeah but you like it"

Karma will forever teach you new lessons. The one lesson we should never forget? Never get excited for anything early - things will always change.

89 mins of cuddles? Try 30 mins. He lands at 14.15 - flies out at 16.05. Add 30 mins each way for stupid airport procedures (assuming he even gets out of the airport) and that's all the time left. Enough time for a quick smoke and he's gone.

The sad thing is he's now been given two days off at the end of his trip - had he known that earlier he could have arranged to stay in London for his birthday when he flew back.

He called me cupcake yesterday ❤ I've never been a cupcake before

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