28 January 2013
Where do squirrels go to the toilet? Does it drop from the air, sit on the ground?? I need to know where to dodge!
Why no matter how many sets of cutlery I buy do I ALWAYS end up with more butter knives? Where do all the forks and spoons go?
When eating fruit how do I always manage to get juice all over me?
If I don't KNOW what I'm missing then how can I miss it?
If spiders are more scared of me then I am of them, why do they keep chasing me?
Mysteries Of The Universe • Opuss № I