you mamas so fat when she jumps into the sea all of the whales sing 'we are family'
your momas so fat she tip toes in the north pole and the south pole has a averlanch
your momas so dumb she thought eating a dictionary would make her smarter.
please dont be affened by these jokes they are not mine originaly, just jokes i picked up in high school. xoxoxoxoxox
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Yo Momma so fat when she goes on the lift she doesn't have to press any buttons because it just goes down... -Not meant to be offensive.
Q:What's a pregnant woman to a cannibal. A: Kinder with surprise.
I'm coming to school tomorrow in a hamster wheel, cause that's how I roll - .
Whats green and hard A frog that lifts weights.
A pig played in the mud..
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney Your to young to smoke.
The day I grew up; when my imaginary friends would not play with me..
Reasons For Saying Ok To Mom; 1% Because You Understand That You've Done Something Wrong. 99% So She Will Stop Talking..
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