8 April 2012
Greetings, friends.
Today is a most glorious day indeed. This time like 2000 years ago or something, our lord a saviour Jesus christ was most brutally murdered on a cross on Friday and then he used the resurrection stone to come back to life . He died for our sins. And because these are dark times, there is no denying that we should give thanks to him. I don't know if you all know this, BUT there once was a great man called ...... Dumbledore, who know this bloke called god. And this guy god was pissed most of his life , and I don't know of you know this either but during a drunken rampage, god, TOOK TIME OUTTA THE EQUATION! AND HE PUT, LOOVVEEEE INTA THE EQUATION. YES. PRAIS THE LORD. the lord god that is, not the dark lord. No no. None of that today. What I'm getting at which you probably have all guessed from this message is that we are all just cogs in a giant grandfather clock known as planet earth. So go my flock. Eat an easter egg or two. But do not forget the work of out true lord. That we were all born super stars, and that we were all born this way. I leave you now in the hope that you all have a rich fulfilling life, filled with religious tolerance.
Yours faithfully and forever Daniel. ( The Messiah
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