9 April 2012
In a bar, there are three horses. The first one bragged,
"I was in a race today, and I was last running. Then, suddenly, something bit me on my derriere, and somehow I ran sooo fast, that won race!"
The second horse said, "Well well well, what a coincidence! I was in my race, running fast, something bit my, ahem, bum, and I run exceptionally fast and won the race! Look, here's my medal!"
The third horse said,
"Today I was in my race too! I was last running, like you sir, and you too, sir! Something bit my bottom, and I run to be first and win the race!"
Then a dog comes in and says, "Today I was in my dog race and I was running last. Something bit my bum, I was scared so I ran so fast that I won the race!"
Then all the horses shout at the same time, "Agh! A talking dog!
The Three Horses • Opuss № I