13 April 2012
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DOG: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL
Where did u get the cape?
DOG: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom. I feel so alive
WHERE DID U GET THE CAPE?
DOG: I pulled the curtain rail down. JESUS. Why can't you just be happy for me?
Texts From My Dog • Opuss № I