15 April 2012
DOG: why you shut me in room?
You know why.
DOG: no I don't.
You do so.
DOG: because you using vacuum cleaner?
Your smarter than you look.
DOG: your not, you've got a face like a pug.
So do you.
DOG: yeah... But I am a PUG your an ugly human pug hybrid!
DOG: OMG turn it OFF, noise of SATAN!
Texts From My Dog 13 • Opuss № I