15 April 2012
DOG: guess who left the back gate open?
Get back here NOW.
I'm waiting...
Where ARE you? GET HOME NOW!
DOG: I'm stuck.
FFS where?
DOG: underneath the neighbours fence. I try to squeeze through
Bet ur regretting all those dog treats now, huh?
DOG: bet you can't wait to see what I've done with the neighbours trash.
You didn't dare!
DOG: I did.
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