16 April 2012
DOG: do you think I could be a police dog?
No.
DOG: why not?
Don't think you've got the nerve.
DOG: WTF? My nerves are STEEL.
You jump at the sounds of your own farts.
DOG: THEY SNEAK UP ON ME
DOG: could u train me to fight?
Like, for dog fights?
DOG: yeah
No.
DOG: why?
Pretty sure it's illegal.
DOG: I'm a PUG it's in my BLOOD
Remember when you shit yourself because that hedgehog?
DOG: that hedgehog was DRUG addict
Texts From My Dog 15 • Opuss № I