17 April 2012
DOG: where is mr duck?
Don't know. I'm busy.
DOG: WHERE IS MR DUCK?
Again, I don't know.
DOG: i'm stressed. I need to bite mr ducks sweet plastic body
FFS. I think he's under the cupboard in the bedroom
DOG: my head won't fit under the cupboard. What now?
I DON'T KNOW!
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