13 April 2012
DOG: Have you got crisps upstairs?
No.
DOG: I thought I heard rustling.
You were mistaken.
DOG: I'll come up and check
FFS alright I HAVE crisps but they're MINE
DOG: yeah
DOG: I'll just come up at watch you eat them.
Texts From My Dog 2 • Opuss № I