19 April 2012
DOG: stop neglecting me
OH MY GOD. I'm NOT neglecting you.
DOG: I'll call the RSPB
Jesus, you're an idiot. They protect BIRDS.
DOG: THEN ILL TELL THEM YOUR AN OSTRICH
DOG: I'll ring dogs trust. They never put a healthy dog down
STOP WATCHING TV WHEN IM AT WORK
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