20 April 2012
DOG: your shirt fell off the hanger
Fine. I'll hang it back up when I get home.
DOG: don't you want to wash it first?
I just washed it. It'll be fine.
DOG: right.
Have you pissed on it?
DOG: little bit.
You're a fucking arsehole.
Texts From My Dog 23 • Opuss № I