21 April 2012
DOG: I've hatched a plan
DOG: we put up posters of me 'MISSING £500 REWARD'
Right.
DOG: then, I HIDE. BUT, I tell YOU where I'm hiding
Ok
DOG: then, you come and 'FIND' me.
DOG: AND WE CLAIM THE REWARD.
You're an idiot.
Texts From My Dog 25 • Opuss № I