22 April 2012
DOG: why are you such a clean freak?
WTF
DOG: why does EVERYTHING have to be spotless?
DOG: OMG POLISH THE GLASS, POLISH THE GLASS
You ran into the patio door with your wet nose again
DOG: I COULD HAVE DIED YOU TWO LEGGED BUMHOLE
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