23 April 2012
DOG: awesome day. I'm doing power slides in the kitchen with my NEW SIDEKICK
Sidekick?
DOG: yep. Found him in the garden
Found?
DOG: they're fast. They're strong, they are BATDOG and ZOMBIE PIGEON
Get that dead pigeon out my house right now.
Texts From My Dog 29 • Opuss № I