23 April 2012
DOG: I'm in the garden
I know, I'm working from home today.
DOG: I can't find that pizza crust you threw out here.
There was no crust. I was only pretending haha.
DOG: I've licked your toothbrush everyday for the past two weeks haha!
OMG
DOG: checkmate BONIO BREATH
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