26 April 2012
DOG: knocked bin over. Drank some stuff
What stuff?
DOG: dunno, blue silvery stuff
Red bull?
DOG: brain feels all ELECTRICKY
Lie down.
DOG: OMG you left the bedroom door open.
DOG: did you want me to wee on the bed?
NO
DOG: But you left the bedroom door open. I assume that means you want me to wee on the bed.
NO
DOG: I'll wee on the bed.
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