26 April 2012
DOG: what will you do with me when I die?
Flush you down the toilet.
DOG: is my death a joke to you?
I'm having you stuffed.
DOG: OMG that would be AWESOME
DOG: you can keep me on your desk
I'll get a pencil sharpener installed in your bum
DOG: if you die first I'm pulling down your trousers and make it look like we were having sex
That's totally fucked up... but well played sir.
Texts From My Dog 37 • Opuss № I