13 April 2012
DOG: why you no txt me today?
I'm busy.
DOG: you on gay opuss app instead of texting dog?
No. I'm working.
DOG: just ran up and down the stairs 19 times without stopping. NEW RECORED
Wow, this is literally the proudest day of my life.
DOG: I know! Success came at a cost though
I bet. You must be exhausted.
DOG: yeah, plus I sick up in your shoes
Brilliant. I fucking hate you
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