28 April 2012
DOG: I'm going to grow a moustache.
You kinda already have one.
DOG: it's not big enough
Ok. How you going to do that then?
DOG: DUH you buy me moustache seeds and I plant them under my nose
Yep! That's totally how it works. What kind of seeds would you like?
DOG: 80's porn star
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