2 May 2012
DOG: I'm guarding the house
Good boy.
DOG: BATDOG now has a signature weapon
What's that?
DOG: the BONERANG
Worst. Weapon. Ever.
DOG: I have a motto, want to hear it?
Not really
DOG: I'll KICK YOUR ASS, LIKE THE BALROG YOU SHALL NOT PASS
What if the burglars have sausages?
DOG: I'll help them carry the tv
THANKS GANDALF
Texts From My Dog 43 • Opuss № I