2 May 2012
DOG: think the sofa cushions are planning another ambush
Those comfy BASTARDS
DOG: backfired though, I captured the leader and water boarded him for intel on their next attack
Water boarded?
DOG: yeah. He got stuck down the toilet. Think he's dead
FFS. I hate your stupid face.
Texts From My Dog 44 • Opuss № I