5 May 2012
DOG: LAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM FELL OVER
Ok
DOG: FREAKED ME OUT
Take a deep breath
DOG: NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT IT
NO YOU DON'T
DOG: I DO, MATTER OF HONOUR N STUFF
OMFG IT FELL OVER, IT DIDN'T INSULT YOUR FAMILY
DOG: new rug feels nice against by bum btw
Texts From My Dog 45 • Opuss № I