11 May 2012
DOG: since you taught me to text human I'll teach you how to speak dog on one condition
What's that?
DOG: buy me sausages EVERY day for the next 6 weeks
DEAL
DOG: ok. We'll start with the basics: 'WOOF'
Right, what does 'WOOF' mean?
DOG: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. NOW BUY ME SAUSAGES
YOUR A SNEAKY FAT TWAT
Texts From My Dog 50 • Opuss № I