18 May 2012
You're quiet. Where are you?
DOG: I've been planning a sneak attack.
On me?
DOG: that's right punk
Lol, you can't sneak. I can hear your fat little body a mile away on the laminate flooring
DOG: OH, yeah. You're right. I'm being SILLY... ...Unless...
DOG: I SPENT ALL DAY PUTTING UR SOCKS ON
Holy shit
DOG: I'M COMING FOR YOU
DOG: OMG it's so slippery
Your a dumbass
Texts From My Dog 57 • Opuss № I